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Here we are then.

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It's a bit dingy, isn't it? We've got to
make up our minds quickly. They said

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there's someone else after it.

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We've seen everything else on their
books.

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What do you think?

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About what?

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What are you doing? We won't be able to
see anything now.

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Yes, we will. I've got a torch.

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I thought we could put all the cupboards
along this wall here.

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We can have the worktops along here and
the sinks under the window.

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What about ovens? Is it safe?

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Oh, yeah, I found out about that.

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Right. We can have the flue up that end
and then we can have the ovens down

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here.

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I don't know, Bill.

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I don't really like these mobile
buildings.

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Well, there's nothing wrong with them.

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Well, what about that wall outside? Is
it going to cut out a lot of the light?

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You just want to see those builders
again.

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No.

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All right.

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Wait!

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Three and a half hours.

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Well, we got a free trip out of it.

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Did you get my phone message?

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for work.

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Shouldn't he be in London?

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Exactly.

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I'll put the meat on. Thanks.

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Oh, I wish we could get this thing
sorted out soon.

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Well, it's a big step to take.

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We won't have the fire to save us if we
make a mistake this time.

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Mind you, it is taking longer than I
thought.

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How are you managing for money?

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Has Tony got much work?

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He's got four weddings and a funeral for
Bank Holiday Monday.

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A disco at a funeral?

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No, I mean he's hired the video of four
weddings and a funeral for Bank Holiday

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Monday. It's all we can afford to do.

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It's supposed to be very good.

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It won't be after Aunty Pearl has
finished with it.

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She was disappointed and gone with the
wind. She said in her opinion, Scarlet

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would have been better off if she'd
bought a parrot and opened a wool shop

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the first place.

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You mentioned Aunty Pearl was coming.

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Try not to frighten Tony too much.

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Aunty Pearl is like a tropical disease.

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You're all right a long way away, but
you're always worried what might happen

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it gets here somehow.

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What are your plans?

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Well, let's try to get something sorted
out soon, just the usual for a bank

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holiday Monday.

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Ben will want to go to Alton's house.

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David will want to go to the American
Adventure.

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Jenny will want to leave us and go
somewhere else, and we'll all end up in

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car on the M1. Going where?

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Oh, we don't go anywhere. It's bank
holiday Monday.

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Believe me, you'll fit her off with
Aunty Pearl.

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Can I come in?

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Of course. Hi.

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Rona, she's here.

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She bit me.

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Why?

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Well, God knows. I was in the hall when
she unlocked the door. She said she was

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caught by surprise.

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Oh, come on.

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I'll see you later.

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Bye.

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Mum? No, you can't spend the bank
holiday at Clive's. It's the only day I

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see him. I want to see you. You see him
every weekend.

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I know.

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What is it, then?

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His gran's coming over and he wants me
to meet her.

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No, it'll just have to be some other
weekend.

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She's coming over for this weekend only.

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Why this one only?

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It's a long way.

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Well, how old is he?

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About 80.

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Is he well?

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No, she isn't.

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She's ill.

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In what way?

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It's quite serious, actually. They're
worried about her.

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What is it exactly?

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It's...

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You know, that thing that old people
get. Then they don't live much longer.

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Oh, dear.

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So can I go?

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No. You knew all along you had no
intention of letting me go. I can't stop

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if you want to go. Oh, you have to feel
guilty all the time that I'm there.

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Look, I've hardly seen you at all for
the last couple of months.

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Come on, we'll have a nice date.

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I've just been to Taney and got this.
Great, eh?

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I've already put up the mounting and
charged it up with a cigar lighter

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attachment on the way home.

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Good. What is it?

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A jam buster.

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Our days in motorway queues on bank
holidays are over. Alton Towers, here we

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come. Oh, can't we go to the American
Adventure? Oh, no, anything but that.

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We can go to both now. We've got this.

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Jam buster. When did you get it?

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Oh, just now.

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Is it charged up?

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Yep. And you've fixed the mounting?

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All done. Yes, but what is it?

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A jam buster.

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I'm going to kill myself.

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It's a digital relay -fed mobile route
information unit.

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Which means?

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On every motorway in the country, there
are special sensors that can detect

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whether there's a jam, all right? Yes.

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Then they send that information to a
central computer which generates a map

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showing where all the jams are.

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Yes.

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Then they send that picture, like a
mobile phone signal, to this screen in

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car, and we know where all the jams are
on all the motorways.

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And this cost?

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About £100.

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About?

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About £50 more, £150.

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Yes?

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Plus £100 a year, plus the VAT. But just
think how useful it's going to be this

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bank holiday weekend.

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And so you've spent £250 we don't have
on this? Yeah. A machine that, when

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switched on, will tell you if there are
jams on the motorways on bank holiday

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weekend.

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more than that. Oh good, what?

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It beeps.

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It beeps every time there's a new jam.
Alright, I admit it's not an entirely

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brilliant idea.

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I think it's a brilliant idea.

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You do?

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Yes, well now when we're stuck on the
motorway for ten hours on Monday, at

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we'll have something to watch. Yes, but
we won't be stuck now.

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Why not?

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Because before we leave home, we can see
how many jams are building up simply by

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doing this.

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What else can we do on Monday, then?

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Haven't you started yet?

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Of course I've started.

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I've said I'll finish this today, and I
will.

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Good.

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I'm not doing anything.

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I'm waiting for David.

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Oh.

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Sorry, I've come for my old T -shirt.

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Right, now we can start.

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Right.

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You think the same, then? Yeah, it's not
right.

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What are you on about?

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It's not right.

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It's not right. See?

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What's not right? I don't know, do you?
No. But it's not right. It's not right.

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Well, it better be right by the end of
today. I've had enough of that hole in

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the wall.

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Pugs, will you come and have a look at
this?

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Yep.

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See?

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It's not right.

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Hello?

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Clive, we thought it might be you.

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No, it's all still on as far as we're
concerned. We're all ready for you.

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Jenny's so pleased you're bringing your
grandma round to see us.

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No, not at all. I'm looking forward to
meeting her as well.

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How is she?

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She wonders if we have any old
photographs of Jenny.

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Yes, lots of them. I'll dig them out for
you, shall I? Give me the phone.

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Oh, hang on. I think she wants to say
something.

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She says she's too busy to come to the
phone at the moment. We'll see you

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Mum!

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Hang on, she's changed her mind.

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Please? You are not to put him off,
understand? Yes.

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Hello?

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Are you sure this is OK?

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What about your gran?

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Tell her I'm looking forward to seeing
her, too.

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No, she's not listening.

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I do too.

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Bye.

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OK. Yes.

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Well, there's no stopping them now.

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They're on their way.

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Cheer up.

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I'm sure they'll all have a good time.

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Yes. Look, this is the best solution for
all of us. You get to see Clive, I get

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to see you, we all get to see his
grandma and your father and David are

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upstairs. You really think it'll run
smoothly?

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Of course it will. Why shouldn't it?

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Well, when you met Clive's parents, you
took round a box of live cockroaches.

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Not deliberately.

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Well, I suppose it wasn't really your
fault.

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Is she Clive's mother's mother or his
father's? She's Laura's mother.

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She's wanted to meet me for some time.
It's kind of a family tradition with

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them. So she's coming to inspect us?

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Possibly.

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Does this mean... No.

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But it... It might help if one day it
did.

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She's even hinted she might leave me her
ring.

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So this is more important to you than
you've been letting on?

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It could be.

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You will be nice to her, won't you?

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Of course I will.

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There's nothing for you to worry about.
Believe me.

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on the doorstep.

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Come in, Mum.

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What a surprise.

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Well, I was sitting on my own this
morning and I thought to myself, why sit

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alone on a bank holiday?

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There's nothing for me to do here.

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Nobody to talk to.

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Nobody to see.

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Nobody.

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I told you why we couldn't come up, Mum.

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Have you got a kiss for your grandma?

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Of course.

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Hi, nice to see you.

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No, I don't want any fuss now I'm here.

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I'll just sit down here and you'll get
on with your own things.

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Just pretend I don't exist.

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It's not the tea things I see.

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We haven't made it yet. Oh, well, I can
wait.

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I'll make it now.

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I can wait a minute.

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I'll make it. No, come on, come and sit
down.

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I can wait five minutes for a cup of
tea.

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After all, I've been stuck on a train
two hours without one.

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With the heating jammed on and the
windows stuck shut.

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I'll make it now.

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I'll help you.

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Now, don't go to any trouble.

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It's no trouble.

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You'll have to make a gong somehow
before they get here.

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Why? This is the best thing that could
have happened.

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Clive's grandma has someone her own age
she can talk to. They can compare their

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family, talk about how things used to
be. That's what I mean.

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What? Didn't I tell you?

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I told you. Told me?

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Clive Grant is German.

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He flew over yesterday.

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Well, that doesn't matter, does it?

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I'll put it on you don't mind, do you?
This is the bit where Julie Andrews

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nearly gets shot when the Nazis walk
into Austria.

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Well, actually, Mum...

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haven't we, Jen?

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We want to not watch it this time, so
we'll really enjoy it the next time it

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comes on. Oh, all right. I'll put it on
BBC One. It's just starting there. What

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is? The Great Escape.

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Ben? Just a minute.

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Pugsley? Yep?

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I've got 672 millimetres. What have you
got?

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Two foot nine.

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00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:45,960
What's going on?

254
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:53,330
Oh, yes.

255
00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:54,640
What?

256
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,080
Somebody's blocked off a section of this
room.

257
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,310
Well, don't look at me.

258
00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:04,289
It's probably a hangover from the
previous occupants.

259
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:06,130
Was that their name?

260
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:10,310
We can't fit the shower tray in this
corner like this.

261
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,030
There's only one thing for it. Oh,
great.

262
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,120
We're going to rip it down and pull it
out. Oh, no, Ben.

263
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,879
You want this finished, don't you?

264
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,930
I suppose so.

265
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,040
What was it you wanted, anyway?

266
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,420
My mother's arrived.

267
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,280
Well, you keep her downstairs.

268
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,260
There's going to be a lot of debris.

269
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,730
Right.

270
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,690
Let's kick wall.

271
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,840
What is he saying? He's busy. He can't
hear.

272
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:42,570
Can't we just send her up there? No,
he's got a hammer. Oh, God.

273
00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:46,669
Look, don't panic. I'm sure it'll be all
right. We're probably worried about

274
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:47,720
nothing at all.

275
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,030
That's the Commandant.

276
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,950
He's a nasty piece of work.

277
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:57,270
He keeps locking up Steve McQueen and
Shuey McPhee from Crossroads.

278
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,320
Typical of the SS.

279
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,390
Why don't we put the TV off, Mum?

280
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,049
Why not?

281
00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:08,910
I had enough of the Germans in 1939.

282
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:14,030
Yes, but that's all done with now and in
the past, isn't it?

283
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:18,310
No. After all, the Germans are our
partners in the European Union.

284
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,700
I've heard they're all really nice
people.

285
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:26,650
Well, of course. They have that
wonderful history of great classical

286
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:32,170
er... Black Forest Ghetto? Where would
we be without that?

287
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,690
And they're all very peace -loving now.

288
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,250
Looked at all like they used to be all
that very long time ago.

289
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,700
Oh, yes. Well, so they'd have you
believe.

290
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,150
What do you mean?

291
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,540
I don't think the Germans ever change.

292
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,000
You can never trust them.

293
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,530
Yes, you can, Gran. They're different
now.

294
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,960
That's what they say about the Japanese.

295
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,840
I don't trust them either.

296
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:57,280
I mean, how can you trust a nation who
invented karate?

297
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,100
You see, you're standing there in your
pyjamas, look like you're going to bed.

298
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,109
And then suddenly it's... And

299
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:12,350
you kick them in the balls.

300
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,250
Mum! No.

301
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,510
They don't change.

302
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:23,810
All they understand is a good slap on
the backside.

303
00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:31,349
And if a German walked through that door
right now, that's exactly what

304
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,400
I'd give them.

305
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,780
Another triumph for British tolerance.

306
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,380
What were you expecting?

307
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,260
I'll get the sugar. I'll help you.

308
00:16:40,261 --> 00:16:45,019
Now, what are we going to do? They'll be
here in ten minutes.

309
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:48,510
Look, we've just had to make sure we
keep our awful subject at the wall.

310
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,300
It's the celebration of the ending of
the war.

311
00:16:52,301 --> 00:16:57,979
They're going to have street parties in
the East End and everybody's dressed up

312
00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:01,800
in army uniforms and it's going to be on
BBC Two all day.

313
00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:07,940
It's not plaster.

314
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:11,630
Looks like concrete. Nobody makes
interior walls out of concrete.

315
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:17,369
Ah, it's not budging. Pass me the big
hammer.

316
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:20,700
How's it going?

317
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:40,599
I was in the kitchen with Tony, showing
him how saucepans should be properly

318
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,650
cleaned.

319
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,950
No.

320
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,800
That's more like it.

321
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,970
What was that?

322
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,520
Just a small meteorite hitting the
house.

323
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,680
I'd like you to do me a big favour.

324
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,080
What? Guess what's happened here.

325
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,810
Give me a clue.

326
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,280
She's small, she's round, she's 40 pence
a pound.

327
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,330
Bet. come over for a surprise visit.

328
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:09,990
You need to get rid of it for a while
before Clive's German grandmother

329
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,120
You can guess why.

330
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:12,320
Oh, I know.

331
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:16,630
Aunty Pearl will do two hours on
goebbels if you mention German measles.

332
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:20,909
Mum! Could you come round and say, Aunty
Pearl's invited her round to yours for

333
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,889
a cup of tea. It'll only be for an hour
or so.

334
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:25,149
That's a good idea. Then they'll leave
us both alone.

335
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,649
I'll just put my shoes on. Rona!

336
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,390
Hang on. What? I think she's escaped.

337
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,000
The one I never liked was Goebbels. Oh,
no.

338
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:39,139
Horrible man. Nasty piece of work. Was
he the fat one or the one with the

339
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,080
glasses? I'm not sure.

340
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,980
But he was the one with no balls at all,
if you will.

341
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,100
He was the head of the Air Force, wasn't
he? No!

342
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:54,280
That was the other nasty piece of work.
Goering. He was the worst of the lot.

343
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,540
He was responsible for those...

344
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:02,710
Terrible things that blew over. The V1.
And the V2. And the victory. Oh,

345
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,310
terrible. Oh,

346
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,430
there you are, Auntie. I wonder where
you've gone.

347
00:19:08,431 --> 00:19:09,849
I shan't be long.

348
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,790
We're just waiting for Vera Lynn.

349
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:16,250
Vera Lynn. Oh, that brings back
memories.

350
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,650
Down in the Anderson shelter with a
lantern.

351
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:25,290
And when you came up, you weren't sure
you'd find your house or a big hole.

352
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,000
Did I mention she comes from Dredden?

353
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:35,299
Talking about bombs reminds me this
whole street was littered with

354
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,350
bombs.

355
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,950
Bombs everywhere.

356
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,400
Exploded and unexploded.

357
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,720
Well, why don't we talk about something
more cheerful?

358
00:19:43,721 --> 00:19:47,179
Yes, after all, we don't want to spend
the whole day talking about the war, do

359
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:50,060
we? No, no, I think Gran's right.

360
00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:53,159
I think you should spend the whole day
remembering things.

361
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,340
That's why Rona came over, isn't it? To
invite you both over.

362
00:19:57,341 --> 00:19:59,359
That's right.

363
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,940
Why don't you come to my place and watch
the whole thing in peace?

364
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,480
Oh, would you mind, Bill? It's going on
till five o 'clock.

365
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,700
No, not at all. You go and enjoy
yourself, Mum. Oh, no.

366
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,100
I couldn't drag you away on bank
holiday.

367
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,640
No, we don't mind. All we want's what's
nicest for you.

368
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,680
Well, very thoughtful of you.

369
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,500
Oh, no, no, no.

370
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,440
I'm sorry for Jen. She wouldn't see her
old gran.

371
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,220
Oh, I don't mind, honestly.

372
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,730
Oh, right.

373
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:36,900
Now, where's my handbag? Oh, here's my
cardigan. Well, that's all decided.

374
00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:47,310
in deep darkness.

375
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:51,920
Hello,

376
00:20:55,570 --> 00:21:10,149
I'm

377
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,550
Bill. Hi, you must be Sophie.

378
00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:13,689
This is Jenny.

379
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,150
Pleased to meet you.

380
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:29,969
might go in via the garden as it's so
nice this way it's such a lovely day

381
00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:32,250
just round here i'm sure you'll like it

382
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:15,370
We'll be off then, shall we? Okay.

383
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:16,730
Come on.

384
00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:19,730
Not a moment to lose.

385
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,080
Let's get our skates on. I don't want to
miss the land, girls.

386
00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,790
More than the Americans did.

387
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:40,230
Interesting. Very interesting.

388
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:45,810
A net built by a mutant who wakes up
every 50 years to beat people's livers.

389
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:49,230
A water tank.

390
00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:50,870
Oh, that's not interesting.

391
00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:53,240
There must have been a bathroom in here
before.

392
00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:57,750
Empty or not?

393
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,280
Yeah, I suppose so. You know where they
are.

394
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,160
Thanks. I'll do something grudgingly for
you sometime.

395
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,930
This way.

396
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,460
Do you often go in this way?

397
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,710
Oh, yes, we use it all the time in the
nice weather.

398
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,220
Watch out for that.

399
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,550
Here we are.

400
00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,320
Sorry. Wrong gate.

401
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,810
Here we are.

402
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,390
This way.

403
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,720
This is it.

404
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,970
Oh dear.

405
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,070
Never mind.

406
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,820
I'll put the kettle on. Do sit down.

407
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,520
Are you all right?

408
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,930
Oh, yeah.

409
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,420
Quite an adventure.

410
00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:09,400
Could I possibly use the bathroom?

411
00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:10,880
Of course. I'll show you.

412
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,080
Clive, we forgot Gran's cushion.

413
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,820
Oh, that is all right.

414
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,310
I'll get it.

415
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,120
Shall I have another go?

416
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,270
If you like.

417
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,200
Be careful to keep it over the joists.
Right.

418
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,000
We may have to hack away more wool.

419
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,140
Dad, Clive's gran's going now.

420
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,440
Oh. You're coming. In a minute.

421
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,210
How'd it go?

422
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:19,560
Good thing she saw the funny side.

423
00:26:19,561 --> 00:26:20,659
Yeah?

424
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,100
She's quite amazing, really.

425
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,220
Jane, um...

426
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:30,120
I was wondering, does this mean that you
and... No, don't get all panicky.

427
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,080
There's plenty of time.

428
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,910
I wouldn't bet on it. You're not getting
any younger.

429
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,800
Come on, your mum will be worrying.

430
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,840
They'll be down in a second.

431
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,820
Thanks for everything, Bill. We had a
lovely day.

432
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,390
Good.

433
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,060
I'm sorry about Hitler.

434
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,200
I really didn't know it was happening.

435
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,220
Forget about it.

436
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,200
I look forward to meeting your mother
the next time.

437
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,650
Yes.

438
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,350
Bye, Sophie.

439
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,020
Goodbye. I'm sorry about Hitler.

440
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,850
Don't worry.

441
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:18,419
Jenny, I hope you will forgive an old
lady. But before I go, I would like you

442
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:19,399
have this.

443
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,060
It was my own grandmother's.

444
00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:27,330
No. Ah, I mean it.

445
00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:32,370
The thing is, Sophie, don't you think
you should hold on to it for a while?

446
00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:36,410
After all, a lot might happen before I
might ever use it. No.

447
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,650
Let me tell you all.

448
00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:45,709
There is one thing that anyone, wherever
they have come from, whoever has lived

449
00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:47,130
through a war knows.

450
00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:50,270
Show how you feel now.

451
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,120
Today.

452
00:27:55,850 --> 00:27:59,790
You never know, the next bomb might fall
on you.

453
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:04,390
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